Trash Film Blog

PPS stars "Madame Sue and her Times Square Girls." I have to assume this means I just watched a film starring real NYC hookers. I cannot find proof of this anywhere, but have you ever wanted something so badly you willed it into existence, like a candy bar or the death of someone who annoys you?

"Spielberg stole from Herschell Gordon Lewis. The first 20 minutes of Saving Ryan's Privates or whatever he called it, was straight out of Blood Feast." - John Waters

Mr. Waters has a point. While tongue may be firmly planted in pencil-moustachioed upper lip/cheek, screen violence as we

"There are 8 million hookers in the naked city. These are three of them" - Fake Quote

I never planned to find competent filmmaking in a feature titled "The Hookers". Like all pregnancies, it just sort of happened. To go in expecting such is a fool's errand, but one purpose of this blog

"Nothing invented by the human mind can be as macabre, grotesque, and thrilling as the behavior of people in so called 'real life'." Classily recited by a paycheck-receiving Boris Karloff (who never appears on screen), this turn of phrase embodies the key issue with both this film and the mondo

Hey. Hey you, Mondo film. Yes you. I'll be covering a maddening amount of your often inconsequential time capsules over the course of writing here, so we better get well acquainted. I'll slip into something more comfortable. Oh what's that? Acceptable xenophobia whilst feigning interest in other